Finn decided to cut his hair again.
We have been reading "Junie B Jones is a Beauty Shop Guy". I dont know if that is where he got the idea, or if he really liked the feeling of a shaved head after his first foray into the world of cosmetology.
The other day he was outside playing with the hose. He CLAIMS he was rinsing off his scooter.
(And I am Marilyn Monroe).
So he came inside a while later and I noticed a spot on the top of his head that his hair looked kind of funny. It kind of looked like there were a few spots that had been wet, so maybe those spots were matted down or something. An hour later I noticed it again.
ME: Finn, Come over here.
FINN: What? What is it mom?
ME: Just come here, I need to see something
FINN: Peter did it.
ME: What did Peter do?
FINN: (quietly) Cut my hair.
PETER: LIAR! I didnt do it. You faker!
FINN: Yes you did Peter.
PETER: NO! No i didn't. You're Lying.
ME: Peter did you cut his hair?
ME: Finn, did Peter cut your hair?
ME: Peter did you HELP finn cut his hair?
ME: Peter did you know finn was cutting his hair?
PETER: Yes. I watched him do it.
ME: Why didnt you tell him to stop.
PETER: Well he never listens to me anyway.
ME: Finn, did you ask Peter to cut your hair?
ME: Did he help you?
FINN: He watched.
ME: DO i need to put you on my blog again so people can make fun of you?
So now Finn has two strips of his head that are about 1 to 1 1/2 inches long that have no hair.
This time I am NOT messing with it. If he is going to be a Beauty Shop Guy, then he is going to have to live with the consequences.
I REALLY thought that after the first incident of hair cuttery that it would be the end of it.
But like I said 3 months ago, once a hairwrecker, always a hairwrecker.
Do they let hairwreckers into Cosmetology school??
PS: I have decided to go full time. That way I dont have to give up anything, and will be done in a year.