This is one of my favorite E-mails. I wish I could say it isn't true, but the fact of the matter is I use 1,2,3,5,6 and 9 on a daily basis. At first I was indignant, but the further down I read, the more I knew I was guilty.
1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (see #1)
4. GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
6. THATS OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. WHATEVER Is a women's way of saying SHUT UP!
9. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong"(see #3 for the answer)
Men, you totally understand this e-mail.
women, you will act all huffy and mad, then laugh because you will realize you, too, are a "words women use" sinner.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
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8 comments:
guilty as charged, lol
sad...but true
Oh I love it - it really is true!
lol, i agree, i don't want to admit it... but it is true! lol
no use in denying it...yup, that's me...lol
sad to know our whole language can be summed up in one short email! i guess as long as they don't know our secret handshake, we're ok, right?!?!
;P
ok, I admit to #5 and #8...
3 and 9 are my worst! I am always guilty of saying, "Nothing" when I mean "Everything" in response to my husband asking "What's wrong?"
he he he
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